Steve Ray posted something that put a smile on my face:
I don’t remember who it was that did this, though I think it was Pope John XXIII. A woman approached him at a wedding event. The woman was very scantily clad with bosoms hanging out and a revealing dress.
Pope Paul XXIII handed her an apple. She asked, “Why are you giving me an apple?”
He replied, “It wasn’t until after Eve ate the apple that she realized she was naked!”