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Priest Celebrates ‘Star Wars’ Communion

Meanwhile

in Germany.

Details: 

It wasn’t Darth Vader who gave the blessing to the first communion children. This was personally undertaken by Pastor Christoph Nobs with a bright green laser sword at the celebration of a Star Wars First Communion Mass. The idea for the stars-War Communion came from Nicolas Gkotses community director. Star Wars had been a theme for the children in their religious instruction and so he tried to communicate the gospel in this way in a timely manner. – “May the force be with you!”

 

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Female Anglican Priest(ess) Poses Topless for Wallpaper

Lewdness! And she’s a granny too!

A female priest has spoken of how she had no  hesitation at all before stripping off and posing topless for a charity  wallpaper.

Reverend Caroline Wright, an associate priest  at St Michael’s Church in Smethcote, Shropshire, was among 250 women who agreed  to take part in the photoshoot to raise money for breast awareness charity  Coppafeel.

The 65-year-old, who conducts weddings and  funerals and plays the organ at the rural 12th century church, said the topless  photo shoot by local artist Sam Powley was ‘great fun’.

Reverend Wright, who is a grandmother of 12  and has been ordained for four years, said she had no hesitation in taking part  in the project – but she is not revealing where she is on the  wallpaper…

The Daily Mail has the rest of this immoral filth [be warned, there is a topless photo too].

What must the poor parishioners be thinking after seeing their topless reverend standing in front of the Church on Sundays? Or while ‘play[ing] the organ’? Repugnant…

Doubt there’ll be any ecclesiastical discipline either… It’s a ‘good cause’ after all…

 

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Exorcism Leads to Cardiac Arrest Claim

In a bizarre call to 911:

In one of the more bizarre calls to the Fremont County Emergency Dispatch Center is a report from yesterday that a woman at a home in the Gardens North area outside Riverton was possessed by a ‘poltergeist.’

It was reported to the 9-1-1 Center the woman stopped breathing when sprayed with Holy Water and then went into cardiac arrest when other occupants of the home attempted an exorcism.

However, when a deputy arrived at the scene, the woman was breathing but was taken to the hospital anyway and is reported to be in stable condition.

Although the home’s occupants stated a demon had been there breaking things and biting people, the deputy could not find any evidence of criminal or other activity or that anyone had been bitten.

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